So does anyone know the prerequisite for being a driver in Arizona’s public transportation system? Valley Metro must spend a great deal of time and effort finding their high school dropouts to drive their buses. I mean I’m not knocking high school dropouts, but why do you have to be a complete fuck head while picking me up late from one of your miserably hot, hobo living, shit stained bus stops? I don’t ride the bus but once a month so I don’t know that you hiked up your already ridiculously high fares to fuck the public in the ass yet again. SO, when I ask “Is the fare still $1.25?” all you have to do is say a number or no. You don’t have to look at me through your purple lensed Ray Ban knock-offs and with the shittiest attitude say, “NO $1.75!” and slap your crack pipe holding hand against a midget heighted sign saying “$1.75.” Sorry, but that wasn’t the first thing I looked at while stepping upon your roach rocket and staring in the eyes of the guy who probably killed Miss Daisy!
We are paying you a pricey fare to sit on your 1mph bus and listen to you be rude to every single person that steps on the bus. If you hate your life that much, go to community college, stay at home, or do something that doesn’t involve interacting with human beings on a daily basis. If I want to ask you where the next stop is, fucking answer me, don't act like I just shot your sun drenched Beanie Baby you have sitting on your dashboard. Just because you live at home by yourself and talk to your cats like that, doesn’t mean you can talk to me like that.
HOW TO RIDE VALLEY METRO BUS AND METRO LIGHTRAIL (ValleyMetro.org)
1: PLAN YOUR TRIP
2: Buy Your Fare
3: Enjoy Yourself…..Go Fuck Yourself
-Rev. Atom
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